Mr. Whipple is Dead

Dick Wilson, better know as Mr. "Please Don't Squeeze the Charmin" Whipple, has joined Madge the manicurist, Fred the Baker, the Maytag Repairman, and Sugar Bear (ok, maybe not Sugar Bear) in Advertising Heaven. To those of us who have waited decades to be free of this oppressor and freely squeeze our Charmin, I say to you: our lives begin today.