Bozo The Clown Is Dead

Larry Harmon, who portrayed Bozo The Clown for half a century, has died. But you're not actually reading this, you're staring in mute horror at the picture above, thinking about those weird feelings from your childhood that you never really understood, until now. Why did he smile all the time? It's not normal to be that happy. What kind of complexion lies beneath the greasepaint? Stop looking at his eyes. I mean it, right now. And for the love of God, don't at the shape he's making with his mouth. Look at the picture below instead. It's Bozo riding a rocket. Consider that imagery for a moment.